17th
Oct

SUA in imagini

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Am ramas retanta cu ceva imagini care sa arate si partea buna a experientei mele in SUA. So… enjoy!

The Griffon (in Busch Gardens): cel mai mare rollercoaster din lume


Cel mai eficient mijloc de transport


Shatzy: the cutest dog EVER



Paycheck


Yorktown


In curand, o sa apara si pozele mele preferate: cele din avion.

17th
Sep

American intelligence…

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“Ziua Judecatii”, “Schimb de mame”, “Megastar”, “Nora pentru mama” si “Iri & Monica” sunt si in variante americane. Ceea ce m-a surprins, insa, este ca sunt date pe VH1. So… la ce ma uit eu in ultimul timp:

1. “Scott Bayo is 45 and single” - un reality show despre un tip super bogat care (evident) are 45 de ani si inca nu s-a insurat. Prin urmare, pentru a afla raspunsul la intrebarea “Why is Scott Bayo 45 and single?” si pentru ca nu poate singur (/:) ), si-a angajat un life coach (!!!) adica o tipa care il trimite sa se intalneasca cu toate fostele sale prietene si sa-si aminteasca de tot ceea ce au facut ei impreuna in timp ce noi ne uitam la ei.

2. “Rock of Love with Bret Michaels” - alt reality show unde Bret Michaels (evident!), vocalistul de la “Poison”, s-a gandit sa se insoare si a adus in casa lui vreo 20 de fete care se bat pentru el. In final, una va fi castigatoare /:)

3. “The pick up artist” - o emisiune in care Mistery ( /:)!!!), cel mai tare barbat din lume care stie toate trucurile de agatat fete ( /:) ) a adunat in casa vreo 10 mormoloci care abia si-au stors cosurile de pe fata intr-o incercare disperata de a nu arata ca niste homosexuali pe care ii invata cum sa fie barbati adevarati si sa aiba femei:))

4. “America’s next Top Model” - o emisiune in care Tyra Banks incearca sa gaseasca fata potrivita pentru titlul de America’s next Top Model. Singura problema este ca gaseste aceasta fata in fiecare saptamana:)

5. “Parental Control” - o emisiune in care parintii, nemultumiti de iubitul/iubita fetei/baiatului lor ii gasesc acesteia/acestuia un nou potential partener si o/il trimit la intalnire. Partea cea mai interesanta este ca aceasta intalnire este filmata si, in timp ce odrasla flirteaza cu respectivul/respectiva, parintii impreuna cu actualul/actuala prieten(a) ii urmaresc la televizor. Si o parte si mai interesanta sunt comentariile lor, comentarii de genul: “Can you ever do something good?” (parintii catre iubit) “I did your daughter last night” (iubitul catre parinti).

6. “Hogan knows best” - reality show, echivalentul lui Iri si al Monicai, unde o camera urmareste toata ziua muschii lui Hulk Hogan facand diferite activitati, inclusiv barbieritul pe spate ca o forma de manifestare a armoniei, a erosului si a gingasiei sotiei sale fata de el.

7. “My Super Sweet 16″ - o emisiune in care o camera de filmat urmareste un pustan de aproape 16 ani care face pregatirile pentru super petrecerea de ziua lui.

8. “Man Band” - emisiune gen “Alege ASIA” unde Puff Daddy isi cauta 4 oameni care sa faca parte din formatia lui. Cred ca i-a gasit deja pentru ca nu am mai vazut de mult emisiune.

Si multe altele… Deci, sa nu ne simtim prosti pentru ca ne uitam la “Nora pentru mama”. Americanii sunt mandri de asta!

25th
Aug

My Big’n'Tasty American Dream

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I don’t know if all the Romanian people will understand this title. We eat home made french fries and home made chicken wings and home made soupe and home made apple pies. We don’t have Big’n'Tasty on our menu.

I’m glad I’m here. I learned to quickly make beds, to have a fake smile all the time on my face, to say “thank you” when I really want to say is “kill you”, to ask “how are you?” when I’m really not interested in how someone is, to say “I’m fine, thank you” even if I want to cry, curse and stick a knife in someone’s head, to shut up every time I’m humiliate by someone who is not smarter or better than me and so on.

I really emproved my english. Now I know words like “broom”, “to sweep”, “reg”, “shreded letuce” and “shake mix”. I’m sure I will use those words any time soon.

I met great people. People that laught in your face when you try to share a problem with them or people who are more interested to explain our “do not give courtesy coups” policy than to just give a damn cup to a person who is having a heart atack in front of them.

But I’m still lucky because, between so many beautiful things I met really really really good and great people who are really caring and who are really trying to do something. Thank you, Donald and Betty!

25th
Aug

My Big’n'Tasty American Dream

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I don’t know if all the Romanian people will understand this title. We eat home made french fries and home made chicken wings and home made soupe and home made apple pies. We don’t have Big’n'Tasty on our menu.

I’m glad I’m here. I learned to quickly make beds, to have a fake smile all the time on my face, to say “thank you” when I really want to say is “kill you”, to ask “how are you?” when I’m really not interested in how someone is, to say “I’m fine, thank you” even if I want to cry, curse and stick a knife in someone’s head, to shut up every time I’m humiliate by someone who is not smarter or better than me and so on.

I really emproved my english. Now I know words like “broom”, “to sweep”, “reg”, “shreded letuce” and “shake mix”. I’m sure I will use those words any time soon.

I met great people. People that laught in your face when you try to share a problem with them or people who are more interested to explain our “do not give courtesy coups” policy than to just give a damn cup to a person who is having a heart atack in front of them.

But I’m still lucky because, between so many beautiful things I met really really really good and great people who are really caring and who are really trying to do something. Thank you, Donald and Betty!

25th
Aug

My Big’n'Tasty American Dream

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I don’t know if all the Romanian people will understand this title. We eat home made french fries and home made chicken wings and home made soupe and home made apple pies. We don’t have Big’n'Tasty on our menu.

I’m glad I’m here. I learned to quickly make beds, to have a fake smile all the time on my face, to say “thank you” when I really want to say is “kill you”, to ask “how are you?” when I’m really not interested in how someone is, to say “I’m fine, thank you” even if I want to cry, curse and stick a knife in someone’s head, to shut up every time I’m humiliate by someone who is not smarter or better than me and so on.

I really emproved my english. Now I know words like “broom”, “to sweep”, “reg”, “shreded letuce” and “shake mix”. I’m sure I will use those words any time soon.

I met great people. People that laught in your face when you try to share a problem with them or people who are more interested to explain our “do not give courtesy coups” policy than to just give a damn cup to a person who is having a heart atack in front of them.

But I’m still lucky because, between so many beautiful things I met really really really good and great people who are really caring and who are really trying to do something. Thank you, Donald and Betty!

25th
Aug

My Big’n'Tasty American Dream

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I don’t know if all the Romanian people will understand this title. We eat home made french fries and home made chicken wings and home made soupe and home made apple pies. We don’t have Big’n'Tasty on our menu.

I’m glad I’m here. I learned to quickly make beds, to have a fake smile all the time on my face, to say “thank you” when I really want to say is “kill you”, to ask “how are you?” when I’m really not interested in how someone is, to say “I’m fine, thank you” even if I want to cry, curse and stick a knife in someone’s head, to shut up every time I’m humiliate by someone who is not smarter or better than me and so on.

I really emproved my english. Now I know words like “broom”, “to sweep”, “reg”, “shreded letuce” and “shake mix”. I’m sure I will use those words any time soon.

I met great people. People that laught in your face when you try to share a problem with them or people who are more interested to explain our “do not give courtesy coups” policy than to just give a damn cup to a person who is having a heart atack in front of them.

But I’m still lucky because, between so many beautiful things I met really really really good and great people who are really caring and who are really trying to do something. Thank you, Donald and Betty!

25th
Aug

My Big’n'Tasty American Dream

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I don’t know if all the Romanian people will understand this title. We eat home made french fries and home made chicken wings and home made soupe and home made apple pies. We don’t have Big’n'Tasty on our menu.

I’m glad I’m here. I learned to quickly make beds, to have a fake smile all the time on my face, to say “thank you” when I really want to say is “kill you”, to ask “how are you?” when I’m really not interested in how someone is, to say “I’m fine, thank you” even if I want to cry, curse and stick a knife in someone’s head, to shut up every time I’m humiliate by someone who is not smarter or better than me and so on.

I really emproved my english. Now I know words like “broom”, “to sweep”, “reg”, “shreded letuce” and “shake mix”. I’m sure I will use those words any time soon.

I met great people. People that laught in your face when you try to share a problem with them or people who are more interested to explain our “do not give courtesy coups” policy than to just give a damn cup to a person who is having a heart atack in front of them.

But I’m still lucky because, between so many beautiful things I met really really really good and great people who are really caring and who are really trying to do something. Thank you, Donald and Betty!

25th
Aug

My Big’n'Tasty American Dream

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I don’t know if all the Romanian people will understand this title. We eat home made french fries and home made chicken wings and home made soupe and home made apple pies. We don’t have Big’n'Tasty on our menu.

I’m glad I’m here. I learned to quickly make beds, to have a fake smile all the time on my face, to say “thank you” when I really want to say is “kill you”, to ask “how are you?” when I’m really not interested in how someone is, to say “I’m fine, thank you” even if I want to cry, curse and stick a knife in someone’s head, to shut up every time I’m humiliate by someone who is not smarter or better than me and so on.

I really emproved my english. Now I know words like “broom”, “to sweep”, “reg”, “shreded letuce” and “shake mix”. I’m sure I will use those words any time soon.

I met great people. People that laught in your face when you try to share a problem with them or people who are more interested to explain our “do not give courtesy coups” policy than to just give a damn cup to a person who is having a heart atack in front of them.

But I’m still lucky because, between so many beautiful things I met really really really good and great people who are really caring and who are really trying to do something. Thank you, Donald and Betty!

25th
Aug

My Big’n'Tasty American Dream

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I don’t know if all the Romanian people will understand this title. We eat home made french fries and home made chicken wings and home made soupe and home made apple pies. We don’t have Big’n'Tasty on our menu.

I’m glad I’m here. I learned to quickly make beds, to have a fake smile all the time on my face, to say “thank you” when I really want to say is “kill you”, to ask “how are you?” when I’m really not interested in how someone is, to say “I’m fine, thank you” even if I want to cry, curse and stick a knife in someone’s head, to shut up every time I’m humiliate by someone who is not smarter or better than me and so on.

I really emproved my english. Now I know words like “broom”, “to sweep”, “reg”, “shreded letuce” and “shake mix”. I’m sure I will use those words any time soon.

I met great people. People that laught in your face when you try to share a problem with them or people who are more interested to explain our “do not give courtesy coups” policy than to just give a damn cup to a person who is having a heart atack in front of them.

But I’m still lucky because, between so many beautiful things I met really really really good and great people who are really caring and who are really trying to do something. Thank you, Donald and Betty!

31st
Jul

SUA si viermii din rahat

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In sfarsit am reusit sa prind un loc in care exista internet. Pe aici e cam greu sa dai peste asa ceva. Nu o sa scriu prea mult pentru ca imi pastrez gandurile pana cand ajung in tara, atunci cand presimt ca voi avea foarte multe posturi in acest label.

O sa va mai spun, totusi, inca o data bancul pe care vi l-am mai spus, dar care se potriveste atat de bine:

O familie de viermi traia intr-un rahat. Copilul-vierme o intreaba pe mama-vierme:
- Mama, da’ noi nu am putea trai intr-un mar?
Mama-vierme ii raspunde:- Ba da.
- Dar nu am putea sa traim intr-o banana?
-Ba da.- Si atunci, de ce traim intr-un rahat?
- Pentru ca asta este casa noastra si noi o iubim si o respectam.

Bye, bye, MAN!